how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it
this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night
here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)
that one pawprint on the bed, though.
when people don’t realize that I’m being sarcastic
^^^^
Greatest answer in the history of everything.
my #1 hair advice to girls is just. cut it all off. try a pixie cut at least once.
“ohh but I don’t have the face for one”
okay but 90% of men have equally short hair and nobody tells them they “don’t have the face for it”.
free yourself. try a pixie cut.
THERES NOTHING LOL ABOUT RIP
because the giant “f” on an app called Facebook didn’t make sense before thank god we have discovered this I was so confused but now I am enlightened